When Cougars Attack

At first glance, this was kind of disturbing.

But upon further review, I realized that it was nothing different than what happens in New York City pretty much every night, only in reverse. Creepy old dudes making financial arrangements with young girls may not be cool, but they are widespread. So I say Godspeed to the old chicks who are looking for love in Kenya. I would recommend, however, that perhaps the next time they seek to exploit an impoverished culture for their own sexual pleasure, they choose a continent where AIDS is just a little less prevalent, like South America. Or Antarctica. Or any of them. I guess that's a personal decision, though.

Also, I learned a lesson when searching for images for this post. Do not, under any circumstances, search for the following images at work:

cougar

urban cougar

sub-saharan cougar

creepy old guy, young girl

old girl young guy

tantamount to prostitution

Britney Spears

strapping kenyan man

old hairy balls

Or else you'll have a lot of explaining to do to IT.

Kenya beware