Come on!

Kazmir may be available.

If he was worth Zambrano in the first place, I think the Ray's would still be coming out ahead if we traded them, say Orlando Hernandez. What do you think, Tampa Bay? I don't necessarily speak for Omar, but I think I could convince him of this one.

I'd also like to state, for the record, that its a bad idea to trade young, once in a generation talents for shitty pitchers who can't throw strikes. I think TB owes us.